be omide roozi ke terorism va khoshoonat dar donya nabashad.

If the entire cast hadn't died at the end, that is.

If the entire cast hadn’t died at the end, that is.

CB’s new show ‘You Have Been Watching’ was excellent last night, best bit was either the auto-cue game or the bit of Charlie’s intro were he said:

“Piers Morgan is to meet Jordan in an exclusive ITV1 interview. It’s basically going to be Frost/Nixon for dummies. Or when tits met arse. Here’s hoping Jordan remembers to put her underwear on before the cameras roll or the program’s going to consist of two over exposed twats gapping listlessly at each other”

… scratch that, actually the best bit was the opportnity to stare goggle eyed at the stunning Jamelia for over half an hour.

Thanks Charlie Brooker!

Watch the show here:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/you-have-been-watching/4od#2927112

CB's new show ‘You Have Been Watching’ was excellent last night, best bit was either the auto-cue game or the bit of Charlie's intro were he said:

"Piers Morgan is to meet Jordan in an exclusive ITV1 interview. It's basically going to be Frost/Nixon for dummies. Or when tits met arse. Here's hoping Jordan remembers to put her underwear on before the cameras roll or the program’s going to consist of two over exposed twats gapping listlessly at each other"

… scratch that, actually the best bit was the opportnity to stare goggle eyed at the stunning Jamelia for over half an hour.

Thanks Charlie Brooker!

Watch the show here:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/you-have-been-…

Always good to have a heated debate, and thanks to Benedicat for such a wordy comment – even if it was mostly ill-informed piffle.

I can't believe you typed all of that in response to Riz's video, if you did then glad it inspires action, if not thought.

If I had the time I'd drive a bulldozer though all your points, from Obama's white mom to great britain white killers! A slight correction on the white killer thing… bombs on tubes tend not to differentiate between races or religions.

As for immigration I'd rather the UK let in a few idiotic muslim radicals than barring poor Yusef Islam (Cat Stevens)entering the country. A man who's only known crime is recording a duet with Ronan Keating.

In Walthamstow, where many of the failed 2nd bombers lived we have a huge muslim community the vast majority of whom were as horrified by the London bombings as "whites" or christians.

I look forward to Great Britain letting in more people who believe in "Allah, Islam, the Devil".

Only an idiot would hate all muslims because of the poison and stupidity of a minority of extremists. In the same way I wouldnt hate all Christians just because of you.

Fathima – I really enjoyed "shifty", which was a surprise as the idea of another Uk film featuring druggies and housing estates filled me with dread. Almost didnt bother, but can honestly say I havent come out of a cinema as buzzing for ages.

Ryan – I've never heard the phrase "donkey bollocked shit" before, but i'll be sure to drop it into conversation in future

Always good to have a heated debate, and thanks to Benedicat for such a wordy comment – even if it was mostly ill-informed piffle.

I can’t believe you typed all of that in response to Riz’s video, if you did then glad it inspires action, if not thought.

If I had the time I’d drive a bulldozer though all your points, from Obama’s white mom to great britain white killers! A slight correction on the white killer thing… bombs on tubes tend not to differentiate between races or religions.

As for immigration I’d rather the UK let in a few idiotic muslim radicals than barring poor Yusef Islam (Cat Stevens)entering the country. A man who’s only known crime is recording a duet with Ronan Keating.

In Walthamstow, where many of the failed 2nd bombers lived we have a huge muslim community the vast majority of whom were as horrified by the London bombings as “whites” or christians.

I look forward to Great Britain letting in more people who believe in “Allah, Islam, the Devil”.
Only an idiot would hate all muslims because of the poison and stupidity of a minority of extremists. In the same way I wouldnt hate all Christians just because of you.

Fathima – I really enjoyed “shifty”, which was a surprise as the idea of another Uk film featuring druggies and housing estates filled me with dread. Almost didnt bother, but can honestly say I havent come out of a cinema as buzzing for ages.

Ryan – I’ve never heard the phrase “donkey bollocked shit” before, but i’ll be sure to drop it into conversation in future